hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon
My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
We should all agree that simply living in the United States of America is a privilege
HERE HERE!
I thank God everyday to have been born here!

‘If I see a man put his hands on a woman, infront of me, i’m gonna stomp his ass. If a man breaks into my house and my family is inside, i’m gonna shoot his ass. And when the police officer gets there to arrest me, i’m gonna politely put my hands behind my back and tell ‘em, read me my rights.’






