beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

(via a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son)

I dreamed I had sex for the first time last night with a girl I have absolutely NO interest in whatsoever. It felt good though, it was so real.

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

yeah, seriously.

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

yeah, seriously.

(via a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son)

the most accurate representation of marriage ever

the most accurate representation of marriage ever

(via a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son)

I wouldn’t

The federal government spent $4 million to try and collect $1 million from Cliven Bundy.