When my brother's in the shower...
- -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
- -hears him singing-
- me: will you quit singing?
- brother: what?
- me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
- brother: WOMAN
- brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
- brother: MY BALLS
- brother: AND MY SOUL
Let me tell you something, people. I may not look like much. I may seem like a mistake, and you know what? I am. But I promise you, if you stick with me, I’m the best mistake you’ll ever make. I am always going to stay who I am and I am always going to believe in what I believe. That’s home to me.
My blog is about ME.
I don’t conform to “socially acceptable” ways, nor will I label myself as anything. I’m country because I’m not afraid to be who I really am and I don’t need stuff or money to prove it because that ain’t what country is. If you don’t like what I post, unfollow me now because I really just don’t give a damn. I’m very outspoken and I will not withhold anything back because this is my blog and I’ll say whatever the hell I want to. I’m a very nice guy, but do not piss me off or I will be very unpleasant to deal with. Censorship is fucking stupid and I will not censor anything on my blog. If you want “politically correct,” go to the White House cause you ain’t gonna find it here. I don’t deal with people’s bullshit; if you play games with me, I will not give you my time of day. This is me, take me as I am or don’t take me at all.
With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter, I’m a survivor.
— Reba McEntire’s song, “Survivor”