When my brother's in the shower...

  • -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
  • -hears him singing-
  • me: will you quit singing?
  • brother: what?
  • me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
  • brother: WOMAN
  • brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
  • brother: MY BALLS
  • brother: AND MY SOUL

Let me tell you something, people. I may not look like much. I may seem like a mistake, and you know what? I am. But I promise you, if you stick with me, I’m the best mistake you’ll ever make. I am always going to stay who I am and I am always going to believe in what I believe. That’s home to me.

Me and Papa on his 85th birthday :)

Me and Papa on his 85th birthday :)

hello ladies (;

hello ladies (;

Ran off a thief today, he tried to steal my neighbor’s car, double-dared him to cross me.. The loser took off running..
I don’t just obey the law.. I AM the law..
Don’t Fuck With Me!
Hell yea!

Ran off a thief today, he tried to steal my neighbor’s car, double-dared him to cross me.. The loser took off running..

I don’t just obey the law.. I AM the law..

Don’t Fuck With Me!

Hell yea!

#me

My blog is about ME.

I don’t conform to “socially acceptable” ways, nor will I label myself as anything. I’m country because I’m not afraid to be who I really am and I don’t need stuff or money to prove it because that ain’t what country is. If you don’t like what I post, unfollow me now because I really just don’t give a damn. I’m very outspoken and I will not withhold anything back because this is my blog and I’ll say whatever the hell I want to. I’m a very nice guy, but do not piss me off or I will be very unpleasant to deal with. Censorship is fucking stupid and I will not censor anything on my blog. If you want “politically correct,” go to the White House cause you ain’t gonna find it here. I don’t deal with people’s bullshit; if you play games with me, I will not give you my time of day. This is me, take me as I am or don’t take me at all.

Hell yeah.

With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter, I’m a survivor.

— Reba McEntire’s song, “Survivor”

Used Screen Munch on a video to take a still pic since my phone doesn’t have a timed shot feature. Random photo.

Used Screen Munch on a video to take a still pic since my phone doesn’t have a timed shot feature. Random photo.

#me
bored :P

bored :P

#me